How to

feel like an idiot, Step 1. Be surrounded by hundreds of people at a conference for EMS, nurses, etc. (Basically, 98.78% of them are the most judgements people you could pick. EMS loves to pick on each other, especially if you are from a rival service, nurses and paramedics debate who is able to do more; you get the idea. )Step 2. Try to twist the top off your water bottle since you are thirsty and would like a drink. Step 3. Attempt this for at least 30 seconds without looking down. Step 4. Notice ridges. Step 5. Look down and realize that the cap is already off. Step 6. Resist the urge to look around and see how many people noticed. Step 7. Ignore step 6.
If you follow these directions exactly, you are sure to accomplish the goal!