It appears that the Ozarks can no longer tell time. Whilst riding in the back of the boo boo bus (we have a new guy today), I saw the sign outside of a sketchy looking bar saying “come celebrate the new year with us this Friday.” I thought to myself, maybe it’s the Chinese New Year- Google revealed that nope, that’s done and gone. So either Sign Guy is drunk (likely), or I’m very confused and should probably be checked for a stroke (slightly less likely, but absolutely possible).
It’s rainy today, and I’m sure my hair is getting larger by the minute. How is weather where you are? Please tell me youns have been having a more exciting than myself!
*Accurate representation of me today*