I think I might

 be a cat disguised as a human. Reasons why I think this:

• Do not touch me unless I request you to do so.
• Prefers to do my own thing, but does make an exception when someone I like and am comfortable with looks cozy. Then I must pester them mercilessly.
• Bring me all the soft things!!!
• I watch the birds almost as much as Smokey does...
• I am quite content to nap
• Moving objects get my upmost attention
• Vacuum use to scare me as a child until I "conquered" it.
• Shiny stuff attracts me
• Always ready to eat, regardless of hungry or not.
• Let me do my own thing; but when I want attention, YOU MUST GIVE ME ATTENTION IMMEDIATELY!!
• I feel like running around the house at random times too.
• Smokey and I are both mesmerized by the flames in the fake fireplace
• Warm spots are the best!
• Scrunches into a ball when cold.
• Picky about lots of things.
• I scratch when threatened.
• I too threaten to bite people when my space and desires are not respected.
• I also love warm patches of sunlight.
• I am also fascinated by the Christmas tree, lights, etc. And I want to play with them as well!
• I literally just batted a paper clip around on top of the desk while waiting for this to load!!!!