Wednesday, October 28, 2020

Love and cuddles from Smokey Bear

 Since Mom hasn’t done an update in fur-ever, I have taken matters into my own paws and am typing this. I am sure that all of you wish to know how the cutest little boy, as Mom calls me, is doing. 

  I am doing quite well. For some reason, I had to have a surgery. I do not quite understand why, as I was already purrfect, but I have certainly used it to my advantage to get extra treats and cuddles. Sometimes, I will walk/waddle funny, just to try to make Mom feel guilty. It is not as successful on her as I expected, but Aunt Kirstie immediately apologizes to me, and responds with an almost appropriate amount of treats and cuddles for my pain and suffering. Almost. She tries though, and allows me to use her many fuzzy blankets while watching videos on her phone, so I suppose I can excuse her unintentional incompetence. At least fur now. 

 Here is a picture of my handsome self:




  I believe this was taken yesterday. Mom is at the stupid place she calls "work." Her job is to stay home and cater to my every whim, not leave me all alone and treatless! 

  Speaking of Mom, she  said something about finishing the digging part of the footing for our house Saturday evening. She sounded excited. I don’t know why- how is a footing more exciting than me?Whatever, parents are weird. She also said something about my “Big Brother” Banjo-something-or-other helping. And a "little sister," Ladycat, or something like that.  I don’t understand why she says I have a big brother and sisters; I am an only child. Once purrrfection is reached, no additions or former mistakes are needed. 

  I have also been helping Mom study lately. Here I am learning about this "psychology" thing. Simply put, humans are weird and fragile, not at all clever and sturdy like cats.


  I do not have much more to say... my Aunt Kirstie and Marmoo are home, so I need to show them how cute I am, and how much I need ice cream now. Hopefully, Mom will update you soon. If she doesn't, just get right in her face with a cute, yet serious, expression, and meow "Mo-om;" it usually works. Good night all, and here is a picture of me pretending to be a kangaroo:


 Love, treats, and cuddles,

 Smokey Bear 🐾

2 comments:

Robin in Virginia said...

Thank you for the update, Smokey Bear! You are such a handsome boy!

The Sew Happy Stitcher said...

Why thank you, Miss Robin, I am quite confident in my handsomeness, but I do so enjoy hearing when others agree!