It’s been a day...

Upon entering, you see three females sitting in their respective spots in the living room.
Person #1 dismally: I accidentally scraped the side of the ambulance against an ill-placed post causing minute damage and had to pee in a cup.
Person #2 irritated: I failed a test today.
Person #3 bitterly: I accidentally walked into the men’s bathroom at a restaurant.
*Sudden burst of laughter from all three. *
Person #1 and Person #2 gleefully to Person #3: “You win!”